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Friday, October 1st, 2004
3:22 pm	Only Jeff, Ryan and Greg will understand fully. Oh my God, Andy is using LiveJournal. So I'm not the unicorn hunter I thought I was, oh well I'm a damn good bunny trapper. Let's see how I fair at fairy trapping. In other news Odd Project sounds like Avenged Sevenfold, with keyboards. I little more epic, a little less face-melting, but all in all bad ass. Current Mood: gnar Current Music: Odd Project (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Saturday, July 24th, 2004
12:31 pm	I AM 69% GRUNGE! I am pretty dirty, all right and, I reek of teen spirit... I would sell my own children for a moldy hotpocket, man. Take the GRUNGE test at Fuali.com (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Thursday, July 1st, 2004
12:10 pm	Give Blood! (I don't really like Bane, but it's a funny title.) I stubbed my toe on the treadmill and I have lost about a pint of blood. I think I might need stitches, but I got superglue so fuck it. Farmer's Market? I don't work. Call me. Everyone and all. Go. Bum lots of people out by dressing as gay as possible. Ryan and Seth, competition is still on. Current Music: megaman, i mean Unearth (Comment on this)
Thursday, June 24th, 2004
3:09 pm	Beard Competiton 2004 As you all know, my beard is sweeter than pixie sticks, but it is boring and needs a little help. I want to shave it into something ridiculous, which I will rock for at least one week. Come up with some ideas and get back to me. Keep in mind, I WILL GROW IT LONGER IF THAT IS WHAT I HAVE TO DO. But also remember I have to work and thus I can't look like a bum. The winner of the best idea will get to help me cut and a prize that has yet to be determined. Good luck! Secondly, it is Farmer's Market night. Who is going? Actually it doesn't matter cause I am and I am the only one who matters. I have to work until 8, so leave me a message on my cell phone if you want to go. Ryan and Seth (who doesn't read this but anyways)let's be sluts tonight? Can you dig it? I'll be a bearded slut. It happens. Current Music: Coheed and Cambria (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Monday, June 21st, 2004
2:19 pm	I have some pictures Ireland The view from our deck in Cinque Terre Rome Me looking like a leprichan in Ireland. (and not knowing how to spell in Reno) Rome, I take good pictures Switzerland. For those of you who don't know, that is my cousin Jesse and the back of Dan's head Musee D'Orsay. Paris Hyde Park, London Why Ireland rules Current Music: Atreyu (Comment on this)
8:27 am	I love metal! Yesterday was so fun. I went golfing with Rich, I did pretty well considering I barely golf anymore. We bummed everyone out on the course because we poached the course, and Rich has a Goatwhore sticker on his bag. So much fun bumming Rich old dudes out. Came home and soon after went to Joe's house. It was the third anniversary of his kidney transplant, so big ups to him for doing well three years later. It feels like yesterday that he had that done. Damn time flies. Then I got to go and see a super metal show. All the bands were good as hell. With Passion destroyed it. I wanted to go to a show like that the whole time I was in Europe, and it was everything I hoped for. It is good to be back in Reno. I think... ... I just want a good cup of coffee and a croissant. I don't think I am going to get that though so I will settle for cornflakes and a protein smoothie. Got to bulk up you know, bro. Current Music: With Passion. The cd is so metal magnets stick to it (3 Comments |Comment on this)
Saturday, June 19th, 2004
7:24 am	The dream is over. The dream is finally over. I wake up today trying to piece together what happened over the last month and it is all hazy. All the memories are meshed into one giant one. No more croissants from a little old lady that speaks no English. No more learning a new word of a different language everyday. No more not knowing where I will be tomorrow. No more being with two of my best friends 24 hours a day. No more hanging out under a statue and eating ice cream. Now I come back to a world where the only coffee I can get is shitty Starbucks. Where cars follow traffic laws. Where I can't walk, or take the bus, or the metro anywhere. I have reentered a world of responsibility. Where I have to actually work and make money instead of blindly spending it. I was only in my dream for a month and everything is different around here. I haven't caught up on all the gossip yet. I think I will leave it that way, there was no drama in my dream. Well that is it for me crying about being in Reno. I need to get out of the house today and I am going to be wondering the town starting around 12. My wondering includes: buying cds, getting my paycheck from work, going to visit Jeff at work. Then when I am finished with that I am going to watch movies that I missed. If you want to join me, you know how to get a hold of me. If you don't know how, find a way. To all who tried to get a hold of me last night, it was my parents 27 anniversary and I went to dinner with them then I crashed out at 11. Congrats goes out to my parents, they rule. I am off to watch zombie movie, cause I don't have anything else to do. For Christ's sake it is 7:30 in the morning and I have been up for an hour. What is wrong with me, why can't I sleep in. Current Music: The Bled (1 Comment |Comment on this)
Friday, June 18th, 2004
12:59 am	I'm home! Yep, I have been up since 5 a.m. London time, which is about 9 p.m. our time (yesterday). I'm going out right now, it is 1 a.m. hella... my mommy cleaned my room while I was away. I love here so much. I already miss europe. Current Music: Sage Francis (Comment on this)
Tuesday, June 15th, 2004
5:31 pm	Let´s have a big hand for American keyboards! Seriously they rule. i am starting my long trek home tomorrow. I will be in reno around 8. I am going to have a buritto. A GIANT FUCKING BURITTO. the worst words ever uttered were ´´´Mexican food is expensive here´´ Fuck that! well i don´t know what else to say except Farmer´s market, when i get home, burittos and bitches. Current Music: The Bled (actually smoothe jazz on the radio) in my head (2 Comments |Comment on this)
Monday, June 14th, 2004
11:46 am	Train for a day straight so it is 11:30 and i am finally off of the trains to biarritz, but we have to go to san sabi, and the train is on strike so i dont know what we are going to do... oh well no sleep is cool: this is the most fucked up keyboqrd yet. you have to hold shift for a period. A fucking period, if you dont you get a semicolon. THEY PUT THE SEMICOLON ABOVE THE PERIOD. WHO DOES THAT? too fucked up to type anymore, later all. here is the arrangement of the keyboard starting in the top row: azertyuiop qsdfghjklmù* wxcvbn,;:! Current Music: Johnny Cash (Comment on this)
Sunday, June 13th, 2004
1:51 pm	Italy is... damn it fucking cool. So two nights ago in Rome I saw Sting at Circus Maximus. ...yeah, that is right I saw mother fucking Sting in concert. Current Music: Everytime I Die, Thursday. (Comment on this)
Friday, June 11th, 2004
9:59 am	Holy Roman Style Rome is better than you think. As cool as you think it is, muliply that by 100. That is all. ...bithches Cinca Tierre tomorrow. San Sabi the next day, fly to London 16, fly home 17. countries with girls made out with: Switzerland Italy Current Music: In Flames, Colony ( 2nd best metal cd ever) (5 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 9th, 2004
5:11 pm	fuck this computer! i typed this whole long shit about my crazy time in venice, then i deleted it, here are the main points 1. got there before anything was open, (11 AM?) 2. beautiful 3. no train 4. no where to stay 5. almost got arrested 6. night train 7. no sleep 8. missed our stop 9. 3 hours back. 10. got to florence at 8:30 (to our hostile) 11. took a nap 12 walked around florence 13. tired as hell. 14. now im in rome. 15. that has been the last 72 hours (or less, dont want to do the math) be home in a week. stoked and bummed at the same time. (Comment on this)
Saturday, June 5th, 2004
5:47 pm	Bon Jour! Right now I am in the small town of Annecy France. It is a super small town the French Alps and it has the coldest lake I have ever swam in. I like it here cause it isn't all stupid Americans like the other places we have been; and it has a castle in the middle of a canal. Tlyer Brown is our translater and it is awesome. I don't feel so rude asking people for directions because he knows what they are saying. Today we just sat around at the beach. I wore spf 60. Yeah that's right, 60. I love Europe, they hate skin cancer and like supere white skin. Topless beaches and everything. Only 3 hot girls though. The rest of the topless were way fat. funny as hell though. the guys here all wear speedos. that is some funny shit. there was a fat kid in a speedo chasing us around. I have never laughed so hard in my life. tomorrow venice. walk around the canals and shit. should be fun. (Comment on this)
Wednesday, June 2nd, 2004
11:20 am	Rainy day boredom It is raining really hard and I dont have my jacket so I am stuck indoors for a while. I am stoked because this internet cafe is cheap and has an American keyboard. it is the first one I have seen since reno. The british ones were close but had a bunch more symbols... you don't care i'll stop mumbling. If I were to ever move to Europe, I would move here and teach snowboarding. You don't need to speak another language and it is beautiful. It reminds me of Truckee (my ex favorite place in the world), but better. And the chocolate is the best tasting thing ever. It is kind of expensive though. A veggie burger costs 11.5 swiss francs, (exchange rate is .80 american dollars gets you one franc, so 11.5 times .80 is the cost, i don't have a calculater so fuckin' do it yourself) I just realized that this computer has a usb port, so maybe I'll upload some pictures, when I can get into my room and get the camera. You have to see the hike we went on. It was all misty and it looked straight up like the lord of the rings. The top was the best view ever. Right when we got up there the clouds opened up and we could see everything. There was also a slide at the top, and it was the fastest slide I have ever been on. I almost beefed out; Jesse did beef out straight on his face. I have never laughed so hard. I have taken almost 200 pictures. 300 more to go. I got the sweetest shirt in Amsterdam. It has three x's and a lion and says Amsterdam. So funny. It will be my only straight edge thing ever. And it fits super tight. Here are some funny statistics I haven't changed my shirt since Dublin. That was a week ago. I have worn the same jeans since San Fransisco. I have only been out of them to sleep and for 40 minutes last night to dry them out. I haven't shaved. I have only taken 4 showers. The worker here is the hottest girl I have ever seen in my life. I eat bread and cheese for about 2 meals a day. Yesterday I only spent 40 francs including the room cost. That is... ahh fuck math I already gave you the exhcange rate. We washed our socks in the sink and the didn't dry too well, so they are a little stinky (that's not a statistic but it is funny) It is 11:30 right now. My hair can touch my chin. My beard is long. That is all for now... I think. Current Music: Sting (4 Comments |Comment on this)
6:36 am	Interloken is Extreme ok so this town is weird. everzone here is from usa. it sucks. it is like a frat partz at mz hostel everz night. funnz but weird second. the z is where the y should be and iäm not trzing to fix it, so if there is a z where a y should be in a word change it in zour head. thirdlz there are no exclation points. and no aprostrophes. it took me four minutes to figure out how to make the @ thingz. ok now on with the show. i went on an epic hike up a swiss alp today. it was gnarlz as all hell. the view was so beautiful it was retarded. we are in a citz called interloken. that means between lakes. so zeah, there are lakes on both sides, and thez are both the color of tahoe. the river is the same color too. it is gnarlz. i love it here, it is expensive but i love it. i onlz have three minutes left so i am sazing good bze now. miss zou all. (Comment on this)
Sunday, May 30th, 2004
12:21 pm	Amsterdam is nothing like the New Amsterdams This city is weird as all hell, and by this city I mean Amsterdam. The people have given up on having any sort of rule and there is chaos. It is dirty and full of people who are trying to rob you. Then the sun went down and I had a cup of coffee by a canal, and it was the most beautiful, relaxing moment ever. Then we went half a block down into the redlight area and it was the saddest thing I have ever seen. But it was funny as all hell. In case you were wondering you can get a "good fuck" for 40 euro and a bj for 30. Not bad prices considering an average date cost 50 bucks and you aren't guarenteed a bj out of it... bro... We did watch a live sex show that was kinda funny. some middle age woman ate a banana out of some filthy slag. The banana was exactly where you think it was. slag means slut over here. Dutch people are all quad lingual. fucking crazy. everyone rides bikes. everyone. Saw a dude in a tux lastnight with two hot girls all dressed up following him; he was riding a bike. Funniest thing ever. Dutch sounds like fucked up Irish with a midwest accent. Strange fucking language. The signal for this place is "xxx" so I figure I need an Amsterdam sxe shirt or something. Somewhere along the way (probably Ireland...) I picked up an Irish accent. The weather has been perfect everywhere. I love it. I haven't slept more than 6 hours a night the whole trip. Sounds not too bad until you realize the only time I sit down is when I eat or email or ride a train. In Paris we walked about 15 miles cause Dan wanted to see this shitty Palais that we saw from the eifell tower. Jesse and Dan complain about how hot it is. It ain't even hot, just no ac. Fucking plush Americans. Switzerland tomorrow... tonight actually, we leave at 8:25 (11:25 to you guys) and get in at like 9 tomorrow morning. hella Current Music: Eminem at the Internet Cafe (4 Comments |Comment on this)
Friday, May 28th, 2004
9:19 am	Paris fucking rules Don't listen to what people say, the people of Paris are super nice. They don't hate americans at all. They are a lot nicer than the English, who were still not bad at all. We did the tourist things yesterday. We saw the eifell tower and Notre Dame. Both were awesome. Today we are going to Musee D'Orsay. It is 9:30 in the morning. Isn't like midnight in Reno? Crazy... Tomorrow we go to xAmsterdamx. I am not looking forward to it cause all Dan wants to do is get fucked up and just want to go to the Van Gough museum. Munich after that. then a whole lot of places in not too many days. it is going to be nuts from here on out. not much more to say except that all of you need to come here next summer and do this with me. It is the most fun I have ever had. Everyday is a different thing that impresses me more than anything ever. all the icons are in french on livejournal here, so it is really funny and I hope i'm fulling shit out right. Current Music: Limbeck (6 Comments |Comment on this)
Wednesday, May 26th, 2004
9:09 am	Paris next; mother fuckin' Enya now It is about 10 on the morning of the 26. We are going to fly to Paris today and spend the next three nights. This is the part I am most excited about. Hopefully they aren't assholes to me, but we'll see. Yesterday we took a bus ride out into the a little town called Glendalough. It is what you think of when you think of Ireland. Simply amazing. We went around this Celtic style monestary that is one of the coolest things I have ever seen. I could have spent a whole day taking pictures there. Wait until you see what I did take, they are awesome. The bus driver bumped Enya when we cruised through the countryside. Best thing ever! Enya is from Dublin, everyone listens to her here. And it fits the scenery too well. Irish people are the nicest ever. Come here if you can. It rules. My email through sbc is all fucked so try the hotmail one if you want to email me. I'll reply, I'm getting homesick and it would be good to here from some of you. renodroid@hotmail.com. I love you all. No more time on this computer, it is beeping at me. Current Music: Coheed and Cambria, for the last week straight (Comment on this)
Monday, May 24th, 2004
3:16 pm	Cheers! I've been in Dublin for the last few nights. Crazy city. All there is are a bunch of bridges and pubs. The people here drink themselves stupid even on a Sunday night. It is really funny to watch. Went on the xGuinessxTourx. Basically I walked around a brewery and had a soda at the top. Try expaining to an Irishman that you don't drink. Best face ever. We went on a Viking tour of the town here too. It was pretty fun, we got to yell at people as we drove by. Before we cam here we went to Oxford. It was where they filmed Harry Potter, and that is exactly how it looked. Simply unbeleivable. The campus there is indescribable. Straight up beautiful. Tomorrow we are going into the Irish countryside to see some beauty out there. I am really excited for that. Running out of time here, so I'll talk to you all later. Everyone says cheers instead of thanks, I like that... (2 Comments |Comment on this)